Handy Little , Tips 4 Everyday Use

Hello All, err, No one.
I have yet to have one "Follower", which is, not what I really want, as One should have their OWN "Path" . It is though , helpful when your path , reaches some obstacle & you find yourself in a Jam.

Take for instance Elevator's. Have you ever been in One, *let me finish that sentence...been in one & it keeps stopping on , EVERY Floor. when ever someone has hit the Down, Up or BOTH Buttons on the floors below??.
Well, Here's something that I've used now for years. (Among other things, no not drugs....rather Knowledge)
One can easily avoid such situations , like this, by doing something that Unless you Install Elevators or are someone like me, who finds themselves in a "Sticky Situation" You can do tis "Technique" (I learned this one , while "on the Job" & thought that it was pretty cool)
1st, I'll explain, that in this marvelous ? World of Technology. Everything now is run by a Computer. This is Good & Bad but for the topic I will share it is Good.
When someone , is installing a Elevator in a New Building, Apartment or otherwise (If you live in a Urban Area, Then You'll like this one) or when the elevator is being Serviced . They have to either Run Cables, *without stopping* & if you've had the opportunity to be inside of a Huge 25 floor + ++ Building You'll notice that there is Constant work being, done!!, be it Drywall, electrical , EVERYTHING "Construction" * you'll notice that it really does start & finish @ the Bottom 1st, & travel Upwards That being the Framer's, then Drywall Installation, & so on 7 so forth. this is done , as it saves not only time But MONEY.
So with all these different types of worker's, doing their specialty, They ALL Have their OWN "Boss" basically you may have 10,20, 30 different crews working on ONE Building!. they ALL Take breaks/Lunch at different times & need access to different areas, at ANY Given time.
ALL The while you (Imaginary:) are trying to install that elevator.
They come & go on their own schedule, & Pay you NO Mind. If these people are all working on different Floors of the Same Building, well It's Chaos , for you!!, as you might have to "run cable" *non STOP*, So these worker's Cannot interfere with your Progress as you got a Job to do!!.
So, there is a "Code" of sorts , that is known to these "Elevator" guys, on how to avoid this situation.
If they have to Travel NONSTOP To a Floor , be it Upwards or Downwards, the coding in the Computer that runs those Cool lighted up buttons, has in it , a way to over-ride those , people pressing the buttons as they , go about THEIR Job, while you try to do yours.
Now what I'm gonna say is SIMPLE
Do what they do!!,
Press the Floor you wish to Travel to, *Unhindered* & the "Door Closed Button" , *** AT THE SAME TIME , & HOLD for 5-7seconds, Yes it'll make a "Beeping" noise.... but that means (if you've done it right:) You will go to that Floor, WITHOUT Being Stopped, by ?????
Now you may use this anyway you wish, But to give you a Scenario.
Your a "Drug Dealer" & you Know (this I'll cover in another post:) that the police are coming for you. What do You Do?? , well You can *try* for the Stairways , located at the End of BOTH Sides of Most Buildings. But Law Enforcement people are NO Dummies, & will have posted someone , in those Stairwells, Not Only to STAY on a Floor ,also other People "to meet you" as your Fleeing DOWN Them :P
In this situation, It Seems Stupid to put yourself into a Elevator, considering that, you may very well be, heading to a PERMANENT 7 by 9 "room"
Trust me, Get into that elevator, as pretty much EVERY Apartment has 2, One is"stationed"Up, the Other is, Down. Now the People that are in the Lobby Have pressed the Up Button, & will get that Elevator, while you being on any Floor above 5, will have pressed the Down , button.
Once inside, press BOTH Buttons, (usually if you LIVE There your Car is on the "Basement" or BELOW Ground level, in the Parking area), If you have done this, *correctly* , Your Elevator, will have Gone Right Pass the "Lobby" where some rather interesting people are WAITING for you, (sometimes they'll see the Floor Light show that the elevator has Stopped on "Your" Floor, & WILL BE WAITING & *Watching it Travel Downward & They'll Just be , :P Waiting for you to reach the Lobby *as THEY HAVE Pressed the Up & Down Button. Now they Don't have to do ANYTHING But watch your Face as, those door's open Up, & ...well you get the picture. in the end a Door will Be CLOSING on you, for 1- 20years! *if you didn't Take this Advice*)
If you've done this, YOU Get to Imagine THEIR Face, as The Elevator, DOESN'T Stop in the Lobby, but goes DOWN to the Parking Garage, where your Car/ FREEDOM Is waiting